Have you seen The Frugal Cruiser?
You can find him toting a bottle of wine
onboard to sip in his stateroom.
Enjoying free drinks at happy hour
because he’s Loyal to Royal.
Using the casino only as a pass through.
Trekking around port instead of taking
an excursion.
Using the medicine he brought from home,
instead of from the ship’s shop.
Ordering the drink of the day, even
though it’s not his first choice.
Saving on each specialty meal by buying
a dining package.
Getting perfume at a shop in port, after
pricing it out at home.
Booking his next cruise while he’s still
onboard, saving money and getting onboard credit too!
And smiling all the way down the
gangplank, with no big bar bill looming, no casino losses—and another cruise with
onboard credit—right around the corner.
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